Greetings weary traveller. I am pet3rpan and will be your host for now, nice to meet you. And yes, that is my real name. And how did I get it?… Well, long story short, when I was born, microsoft word doc had a bug where it turned my name into a typo. Before it was too late, it was sent to the blockchain and since it would take my family another 10 gwei to change it, they kept it as they thought it matched the modern dissonance of society that I was born in.
I am currently reporting from a far far away land called Australia where I reside in a little outpost known as Sydney. Despite originating from the Red Nation of the east, I am well familarized with the strangeness of the Australian People.
Despite my residence in Australia for the time being, over the previous year, I have been traversing the land of Cryptopia—building up a network of spies and informants that lie dormant all across the five kingdoms. Through friends in high powers such as the MetaCartel and a temporary residence within the Fellowship of Ethereum Magicians as well as access to the oracle known as Google, I have built up an overlooked tunnel rat network of highly sensitive intelligence. I intend to trade these secrets to the world in exchange for Facebook likes, LinkedIn endorsements and MetaCartel memes for they are what I pay my bills with.
Week by week we will be showcasing some of the hidden gems of Web3—dapps.
Week 1
Quiet front on EOS, ETH is getting horsey, Tron begins blockchain social pranks, AWS Land fires their spy team after recently hiring them and the Doge Republic requests a cease conference as all the doges are tried from carrying so many people.
ETH Alliance
This week we have horses, banking, auctions, heroes, self-tokens, geolocation bounties, subscriptions and lambo fomo.
Zed: Buy NFT horses and race them. Could say things are getting horsey.
Dharma Lever: Lend and borrow ETH as well as DAI. Be your own bank.
Auctionity: Live auctions for NFTs. Featuring Kim Cardano.
Convergent: Issue your a personal token for others to invest into. Shill thyself.
MyCryptoHeroes: Turn based pokemon-like fighting game.
Geon Network: Get paid to visit physical locations.
Fundabit: Testnet ethereum patreon style subscription platform.
SlugRoad: A fomogame where you compete to drive the Lambo to hyperspeed.
Tron Legion
This week we have Goo, farming and online bullying tooling. Exciting work by the Tron’s department of social conditioning, can’t wait to see what else they release.
TronLink: MetaMask equivalent for TRX.
TronGoo: Sustain and grow a factory that makes Goo. Sticky business.
Tron Flappy Bird: Play arcade flappy birds, earn tokens for progress.
FaceWorth: Stake and rate faces, earn if you are accurate, punished if not.
TronFarm: Bet on which farm area will harvest the most. No, it’s not a rice farm.
EOS Empire
A quiet week in EOS empire, my informant was held under custody as he accidentally locked himself out of his binance account for 24hrs and unable to setup his EOS wallet in time.
Scatter: MetaMask equivalent for EOS, my informants complain about its bugginess and how it feels quite broken.
AWS Land
CoinBank’s spy team was fired after found going to the bar at 11am on a Monday. It was only an hour til lunch, could’ve waited til then.
Doge Republic
The people of Doge Republic ask for less conferences as all the doges are tried from carrying so many people.
Still no updates on core protocol development. No sight of where the core developers defected to.
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